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FUCK ALL YOU RELIGIOUS FOOLSYOUR LIESYOUR TEMPLESYOUR FUCKING RULESBURN. BURN. BURN.
lAmRebelAngel on AIMunchain_the_woIves on skypethenightmarecontinues84 on gmail
big ass pic rar here: http://fuxx.us/roberta
SoCal how you livin.
I'm tiny
Me and you both want you to blow me so do it
kthx =3
Only if I get to lick your ass too : )
>>9120Only if you return the favour!
>>9119
Please take a shot on all fours bending over in those teal shorts. I'd bury my face in it.
:( )
Your feet are goddess tier, post more so I can get hard and cum.
My right arm ripped someone's sideview mirror out of the socket. I felt bad.
I realized it was because of the impact trauma and hyper extended tendon.
>>9201sounds like something you should see the doctor about.
Naaaaah. 4 days later no more pain, just not my full amount of strength.
>>9201>>9203Sounds like u need some of my TLC to build ur strength up I hope ur really ok although I know ur a tough cookie (one I would love to taste n nibble on) n tht body of urs still looks as hott as ever btw I never see u on skype
SOROR DOLOROSA 2013 NO MORE HEROES
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
And well I guess here's my butt/tuck
Oh no daddy what are you going to do now you've seen my super obvious tuck
Some very comfy Sanük flip flops I bought
>>9252
Tuck mine down your throat.
The view of the tuck from the rear is amazing.
I forgot all about you, and with it, how fucking awesome you are.
I thought I was unforgettable =(
>>9322To me sure, I'm legit going to enquire into transatlantic travel soon. Pop over in the summer see a few places, you can show me around all the local jungle gyms at night!
You are. NEVER LET ME LEAVE YOUR ARMS AGAIN
>>9118I bet that ass tastes like honey nut cheerios.
If you're a fem or a strong white daddy, come pour yourself a bowl. ;3
Play with my clitty first though
:( why they gotta be white tho
Pose in your little girl panties again? I think you had a couple pics of them in your last thread.
>>9533The socks I like. The rest as well of course.
>>9533Sorry love, neither fem nor white.
Too bad , it would have been lots of fun adding a little chocolate milk to your honey.
Oh man ya'll swear. I'm 200% nigga.
>>9541
Something like that's coming up, but I'll make sure to put those on for sure =3
>>9533I'm gonna have to start saving for this flight then aren't I...
Let's talk about my thighs for a bit. THEY'RE SO BIG. This sneer goes out to skinny jeans, and how I can't simply buy a pair based on my waist size.
SO BIG LOL
Y U SO BIG THO???
O yah lulz
Well, either way you should suck me
Then fuck me
And then finally here's more of the little girl panties =3
Gotta love little brown boys in little girls panties. These make my dick happy. And hard. Very very hard...
totally in love with your one pieces. And that you go out riding in them... so hot.
>>9607>>9608>>9610You make a nigga wanna dive right in sexy ass smooth fit body mmmm my boner is growing. Oh how much better this place is with ur sexy body around definitely missed seein u where have u been hiding? ^_^
Incapacitated in several ways... cold being the starter, and then all kinds of good fortune following, obviously.
Thanks for the nice words on my one-pieces. Sometimes I feel like I own too many.
UPDATE. I never feel like I own too many.
And I have more little girl clothes coming up =3 Sit tight.
Your one-pieces are sexy. Never too many. Also, can't wait for the more : )
>>9610
Oh man, higher pig tails would make this. I wanna play with your clit and then bend you over, pull your panties to the side, and bang you like you're daddy's girl.
Do you like this one daddy? I do =3 I immediately started leaking when I put it on.
Which makes me want to know, how the hell do these little bitches get such awesome clothes these days?
don't ever change, bby. you're the greatest.
You look sexy as fuck in that. I'd hate to ruin it when I rip it off you and bend you over.
>>9623 >>9624Talk about hotttt wowwww I am literally biting my fist right now I would enjoy pleasing every inch of ur body my dick as agrees
>>9625 Where can i purchase this at?
>>9627
>I'd hate to ruin it when I rip it off you and bend you over.
You don't have to! It has a backvlap X3
Meow =3
You're still going to fuck me though, aren't you daddy? ;3
Your scrapped up little tomboy still wants you to fuck her like a real girl
Daddy it makes me soooo wet
>>9665Only if you suck daddy's cock like a good little girl. Get it nice and wet for your pussy.
went to add you on skype hope you accept. if your even around anymore. kinda blown away by your look.
>>9666Oh dear... Poor little girl.
Papa kiss it better? Tell me where it hurts.
>>9664 Where can i buy this? You look so cute in it. Looked on ebay but didn't see one like it.
Don't know how you feel about requests but I'd love to see you naked and oiled up and shiny, with your cockring.
Oh sure, so I can ruin all my bedding and everything I freaking touch.
>>9684I GOT THE LAST ONE MUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Doesn't feel the same with u not around y r u being such a stranger
Here? Or Skype/AIM/Gmail? Almost never on messenger clients because...well...unless you're in So Cal and there's a chance of us hooking up, or you would like to humor me in nerding out about heavy metal or road race bikes, shit's boring. Or you could just have a fun sense of humor. 90% of messages are HEY BB ASL U LIKE 2 BTTM????
I have a sense of humor. But i'm not about to argue or debate with someone who defies reality. Maybe you know something i don't ^ ~.
>>9705Lol, true. I just thought it would look amazing with your smooth sexy body all slippery and shiny.
>>9745I don't think it makes me superior to other people. I'm just not a person who can "shoot the shit."
Finally done going through all my new content.
Sit on my face, please.
>>9751I think everyone likes to "shoot the shit" if the subject interests them. It's just getting there (the subject) and finding the people that's the problem.
I think that's conversation--when you have something to legitimately throw into the mix. Shooting the shit is all about the minutia of life, and there's nothing more depressing to me than that.
>>9769
Jer not on Skype often enough. Been rocking out with my cock out to Deathrace King the past week, an oldie (relative to my lifespan), but a goodie.
Well OP, (has been bending over back words to not debate with you, cause your hot and simply put it's just easier to agree),
you don't wish to talk about the small matters of life.Alrght, what to you is important. what could you do in your life that would make you go "damn today stands out."Not trolling, just curious ^^.
My day to day interactions with people in person are fine in that I try to see humor in everything, thus, no need to embark on some fabled "life changing journey" day to day to satiate me. On said chat clients it's different in that there is already a subtext to the interaction that overwhelmingly decides it will probably go the direction of "HEY BB ASL??" and "DO U BOTTOM???"
>>9812Ah so it's not so much small talk in general as it is people treating you like a phone sex operator when you're online. Yeah I can see how the thrill of that would die pretty quickly, especially when you're looking for a more meaningful person to person connection.
Not exactly. I put my contact info at places where people come to jerk off, I'm not naive at all that people are going to talk about that when they first message me. Plus people generally have nice things to say, I'm not going to be rude and tell them to fuck off.
But then it generally goes from "UR HOTTT BB" to "...HOW'S THE WEATHER OVR THERE" in a sad and comical segue that really shows there's not a whole lot of common ground to have a normal conversation.
>>9838
How's it hanging with you lately anyways? Tonight is a Bathory night. Self titled through Blood Fire Death!
Do people really like The Return? Aside from like 3 songs that album's weak as shit.
>>9841
Well, it's definitely the weakest of the first 4. I love Bestial Lust, but it's a pretty weak successor to the self-titled. Miss talking black metal and shoes with you on skype :P
>>9838Heh, seems I've underestimated your pragmatism. Thank you for sharing your perspective. I understand where you're coming from now.
HARK THEE, O' NIGHTSPIRITFATHER OF MY DARKSELF
I AM AT ONE WITH THEEI AM THE ETERNAL POWER
SLUTTENS MADRIGAL: 69 Hymns to the nocturnal bitch in heat that is Roberta Riot ♥
>>9856 wow, that backside :D
>>9857Godammit, you know I love the countryside.
i could bury my face in that ass for hours and not come up for air!
>>9855>>9856>>9857Hott damn the photographer must have had a boner every second of tht expose lucky him I doubt I could resist diving right in head first ur body is as always sexerrific ^_^
Yo this pic might be too real for some of you
you were warned
>>9880Gotta keep it real.
I love Reese's too, but I'd rather have that in my mouth...
I'm talking about going hard with the calories and the saturated fats and all you can think about is gay shit man what the hell.
Can't help it. I love little brown boys : )
Hummm Roberta,your ass is delicious!More doggy pictures please!
IT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK
YEAH, THAT'S ME ALRIGHT, LOOK AT THAT DUMBASS TAN
>>9120>>9667>>9752
Those lips look so damn kissable.
>>9664 Oh dear god!!! Yum!
I don't ask asl cause that shit got old ages ago on yahoo lol. hated it than. hate it now lol. And honestly isn't it rude to ask trap what sex they are (or at least against the principle).
I assume it's hot over there with how you dress or your nuts. (don't answer that). and yes your response likely took away the bulk of the conversation we would have had on skype lol.
Still quick questions.. why is your dick out to easter candy? (i like that brand by the way but who doesn't).
I had talked to a friend online who claimed to contact you, who basically said you got annoyed by geeky guys are the only ones trying to swoon you.
well yeah dear, we're on a chan lol. the extent of common ground we may or may not have are shows, games, food, and the fact you like to dress up and we like to watch you dress up lol.
>>9752I could swear I almost recognize that park, I feel like I've been there before...
>>10001
>Still quick questions.. why is your dick out to easter candy? (i like that brand by the way but who doesn't).
If you refer to Reeses Eggs as mere pedestrian "easter candy" I don't think an explanation would be worthwhile.
>I had talked to a friend online who claimed to contact you, who basically said you got annoyed by geeky guys are the only ones trying to swoon you.
I probably said that because I'm 666% Black Metal and hate everyone. Jesus, I'm not fucking running for president here. I say all kinds of shit in different contexts and I'm amply verbose enough to explain things beyond visceral soundbytes. Might as well do something asinine like talk about Taoism through third parties while we're at it.
Has finally had the pleasure of speaking with (typing with?) the op. is very down to earth.
Specially sense i was acting like a spaz I appreciate your patients. FYI posters don't drink 40 loko and talk with traps you'll only look bad lol.
Ummmmm hi
i was so jealous of you when you where on the main tranchan image how'd you get up there just being sexy?
I was making banners using greatest hits/power posters of the site and I guess he's been here so long I felt sorry for him hoooooooooooo hoooo hooo
Roberta: 0Amanda: 0Solo: 0Jabba: 1
>>10123Guess that meant you felt doubly sorry for me! ; <
>>10091How many lovers would you say you've had?
Uhhhhhhhhh what would be the positive side of me answering that?
Ah ha, that means more than 10You slut.
...
sorry, I mean You SEXY slut.:P
For me...
A year ago it would have been 1
Six months ago 2
Now... way over 50 : S blimey
>>10130 Helps us ascertain the chance of you being into a good old fashion creampie gangbang?
"8 men enter, one girl leaves satisfied and a little sore."
>>10132And why aren't you posting pics anymore?! :<
...This is exactly why I didn't answer either way.
>>10137So you're saying there's a chance?
I AM PHASING FURNITURE OUT OF MY LIFE AND REPLACING IT WITH BIKES
ALSO PHASING OUT COMFORTABLE HANDLEBAR STEMS
God damn, you have some sexy muscular Chun Li legs.Oh, that's an idea, any chance of us getting you in a cheongsam and ox horns?We should have a kickstarter to buy you new outfits, with all kinds of perverted acts as bonus rewards.Oh my, I was just zooming in on your candy/cock shot, and I noticed you blew liquid love explosion all over your Reeces Pieces. I would still eat them.Actually I'd rather just have your spunk, it looks healthier.Can we have more shots of you randomly cumming on things? Perhaps a sleeping Walter...All fukken saved, in my Roberta Riot folder, right in between Rin Nakai and Ruby Navarro.You look amazing in the black lace/playground shots, so womanly, I know you don't really bother trying to pass but you honestly look beautiful there.ARGH. I don't know whether I want to be you or fuck you. Maybe if I could be you fucking a clone of you.If I was you I'd never leave the house, I'd just jack off to myself in the mirror all day.Fucking cute little ball of sex and muscle.I would seriously smell the hell out of you. What do you smell like? You wear any scents? I bet even your farts smell like roses.
We need less bikes and more little girl outfits with promises of submissing for daddy's cock.
Funny because I was just thinking fuck you, and that I could really use more bikes.
>>10187
>Oh, that's an idea, any chance of us getting you in a cheongsam and ox horns?
Uhhhhhh... that dress is meant for people with no shoulders. And I, in fact, have the upper frame of fucking batman armor :( Also fuck ox horns as I rep a more gangsta member of the chinese zodiac BEST BELIEB DAT
>Oh my, I was just zooming in on your candy/cock shot, and I noticed you blew liquid love explosion all over your Reeces Pieces
THEY'RE EGGS YOU FUCK. EGGS. PIECES ARE A SUGARY WASTE OF FUCKING TIME. EGGS ARE THE PERFECT RATIO OF 1MILLION PARTS TRANSFAT PASTE TO ONE PART MILK CHOCOLATE. And I came on them because I thought it was pretty hilarious.
>If I was you I'd never leave the house, I'd just jack off to myself in the mirror all day.
Did you hack my Outlook or something bro? In fact I have an appointment next hour to do that exact thing.
>I would seriously smell the hell out of you. What do you smell like? You wear any scents? I bet even your farts smell like roses.
I go hard on Bath&Body Works Cherry Blossom body mist. I was using this Victoria's Secret body mist for a while called Enchantment or something gay. After 3 uses I realized it smelled like KoolAid. Before that it was mostly B&BW Sweat Pea. Yeah, I hate to be that dumb bitch, but fuck it. It's popular for a reason.
SWEAT PEA. I am a genius. (；一_一)
Speaking of liquid love explosion... more of that is politely requested.
>>10206 I concur. Your worshippers crave your sweet warm transfat paste.
And I wasn't looking at the eggs, there was big brown dick distracting me.
Oh my God, you smell like cherries? I swear I will come out of your computer screen like The Ring and pound that ass like I'm fracking for shale gas.
Does your peeny usually stay hard like that after you come, or it it the cock ring doing that?
You mixed your vanilla with my penis butter,and I mixed my penis butter with your vanilla,and the two taste great together!
Someone is posting me on hungangels or some shit. A young blackman can't even post on a messageboard without being ambushed by people who touch their penis to me D:
Not surprising. I touch my penis to you all the time.
Well I don't touch it, unless daddy says it's okay.
Tranchan chorus: IT'S OKAY!
>>10216 OMG Those heels and toes make me stiff!
Respect to Jeff Hanneman.
I will play some Slayer while I fap to this.
>>10236Is this metal?I'm leaning towards this being metal.
>>10233 I know I'm crazy/weird, but it drives me wild the way your toes peek over the edge of those sexy heels. Any chance of an underneath shot?? I'm in a trance here.:)
>>9664 Aside from your obvious sex appeal; I think you are funny as fuck. Quite fond of your cute feet as well.;)
rancid Angel of death , flying free!I love your body Roberta,more doggy pictures please!
>>10216You work hard physically and it shows. I hope you take pride in your body, because I'd be proud to spray all over the small of your back.
>>10239Never thought anyone would be attracted to the fact that my big dumb boy feet can't fit on even big girl shoes...but here u go
More to come...
I wanna die between your thighs Roberta.
Damn you look good in white.
>>10275 You could drop the "in white" from that statement
you become hotter with every passing day. wow.thank you.
>>10276HA! True enough!
Look at the contrast though. It highlights her beautiful complexion and curves. It helps drive the point home harder on just how amazing she looks.
My boy parts are too big X3
And think how much this caramel skin looks better with a set of white hips pressed all the way against my butt. =3
>>10280 Hmmmm Lets try it and see!
>>10270 OMG it seriously does! I told you, I'm a bit off but aren't we all?:) These are truly sexy shots! Thanks my queen!
>>10271 Total fap fodder.;)
>>10279 I'm thinking you are somewhat perfect myself!
>>10279 No more leaky leaky?;)
Gunna go ahead and second the double buns request, despite your resistance.
>>10302 Oh please say this is a possibility??
>>10280That butt would look good pressed against white hips. Preferably my hips. >:D
>>10276
I saw this and I remembered this thread X3
>>10334I want to buy a house with you in Midwest suburbia.
I want to take you to a community pool with all the housewives in the neighborhood there to show you off.
I want you in that bathing suit while I fuck you raw in front of them.
Post more damn you.
This might be a stretch, but is there any chance of getting a picture of you of you on your back in an undone onesie, presenting your hole for daddy? If you were sucking your thumb or had a pacifier that would be ++.
>>10270
thats hot
>>10334 Hey! Where did you go?:(
Why does it matter? Is there some kind of shortage of dicks and feet or what?
I mean you want me in here.
But I'd rather be out here...
>>10368 Well yes; there has been a shortage of "your" dick and feet and it's good to see them make a return.;)
>>10370 I suppose I can compromise.
Return? I didn't post for a week, take it easy.
Enjoy these pics of my incredibly pronounced cavegirl brow
and pussy
>>10375"Incredibly pronounced cavegirl brow"?
This is like that Tina Faye scar thing: No one noticed or cared till she brought it up, and after everyone went back to not caring minus her.
I SAID ENJOY BITCH SHEESH
Now play with my paleolithic boypussy =3
>>10379Your boypussy needs to be fucked by a White cock bareback and have Aryan cum dripping out from inside it.
>>10378My enjoyment's a given. I love being hard on you because I have the feeling you can take it.
>>10379Damn you look tight, I don't think I'd be able to get my tongue back after tasting you. Part of my would be okay with that.
...That part being my penis. Get wet from my sparkling wit bitch.
>>9118
You're edgy. Stfu, just because you show your ass to dudes doesn't mean you need to share your ridiculous opinions. If some bible basher came in here and talked shit I'm sure most people wouldn't like that either, just be a camwhore begging for attention and keep the politics/religion out of it.
Pretty sure he just specializes in posting gay lyrics
Just like you specialize in being a banned faggot
>>10374 Ok, Ok, I apologize for all neediness:)
>>10375 Oh stfu, you know I've got not a problem with anything I'm seeing!
>>10378 Too much dangling going on here for me to focus. yum
>>10379 As you wish. And thx for the errant left big toe peekover. (tho I'm sure it was unintentional) You know; pervy ole me.;-)
On a completely un-perverted note (lol); since you are into road bikes; do you ever get into tris at all?
>>10384That or bad poetry from a malcontent middle schooler.
>>10386
>do you ever get into tris at all?
Triathlons or threesomes? Fuck running, and swimming should always be fun.
>>10387
>That or bad poetry from a malcontent middle schooler.
They're lyrics. From a band called Deströyer 666. Not fucking Longfellow set to a string quartet. Sheesh.
>>10388
>They're lyrics.
I know. Looked the band up and gave the song a listen before posting. I'm just being a dick today =)
>>10388 Triathlons!:) I'm sure you'd be good at them. Yeah, I'm trying to make myself love running but that bitch don't love me back. Love this black one piece number. I'm sure it's aerodynamic features were the reason you bought it; right?;)
Okay anon, what about PUFFIN ON THAT WIZARD WEED ALL DAY ALL NIGHT STAY HIGH THAT'S WHY WIZARDS AIN GON DIE
>>10391Nice lol, this is new to me. It so ridiculous that I need it on my Ipod for daily listening. There really should be more magic based gangster rap.
As an aside, how long have you been riding?
As usual you have me breathing hard and ready to cum.
>>10392
>As an aside, how long have you been riding?
The last 3 years consistently, and the last 2 have been serious.
>>10393
>you have me breathing hard
You sound out of shape lol
I could stare at that asshole for hours *_*
>>10391 Looking sexy as usual. New heels?? Look killer!
You don't skype no mo! My pee pee needs some riot pussy!
You know I'll hit you up if I need to ^_~
But any way, Skype is just such a memory whore that I try to avoid it.
MOST PHOTOGENIC
Damn, nice. Cock ring an' all!
whaddafuck where can I go on naked bike rides??
Your comfort with your identity is inspiring.
>>10440Somehow I'm not even surprised.
Took these at home since I didn't bring my camera to the ride. I did last year and there were maybe like 5 worthwhile pics from the whole thing, only 2 of which were from my camera. You'd have either seen me in Pose A
or Pose B
>>10463 You're too awesome!:)
I would have tried to match your speed just so I could board your bike and fuck you while you ride.
how do you like the bontrager road shoes?
They're MTB, actually. I started out with SPD but then kind of just stuck with it because I like having recessed cleats so I can walk around easily. I searched high and low and didn't find ANY three bolt road format shoe that had a recessed cleat mount. Either way, they're alright. I would say they're the pair that's seen the most intense action so they've held up well. The ratchet straps don't have quite the same pop as they used to but I imagine that happens with every ratchet strap shoe. Also they're pretty gaunt on ventilation, at least compared to the Louis Garneau pair I have, so things get a little hot in them. It helps out a bit in the colder months but in sub 40°F weather you'll still need wool socks and toe covers.
>>10465LOL My computer ended up logging the ride at a blistering 7mph average speed so...I'm sure it would've been possible.
>>10467
I would have gone full butt-pirate that day.
it's criminal that you can't get mountain or touring shoes that will fit a look cleat! i've been complaining about this for years. so i ride spd too--i like the feel of look cleats better, the way they engage with the pedal is really tight and secure, but not being able to get double-sided look pedals or a mountain or touring shoe that will fit a look cleat makes looks too much of a total pain in the ass for ordinary city riding.
Yeah, a three bolt format road cleat was designed to be engaged for long periods of time. SPDs were designed specifically for MTB with a smaller surface area to let riders disengage quickly (obstacles, etc) and because creating maximum wattage from the crank is not the top priority. Urban and tour riders in turn adopted them for the same reason.
I have to add as well that I hear about three bolt format cleats breaking ALL the time. That would fucking freak me out. SPDs on the otherhand are tough little bastards. As long as they're not getting grinded down from being exposed they'll last for fucking ever.
I don't know where the Speedplay system fits in any of this...I hear their users swear by them but they haven't really caught on.
Also my tanlines are doing some next level shit
lol
yeah, spds are great, clips/cages can be pretty nice too, i'm happy with that stuff.
i rode looks (aka 3-bolt cleats) for about a year and the only issue i ever had with cleats breaking was due to the wear they would get due to putting my foot down at stoplights and the little bit of walking around i had to do in them. you REALLY aren't supposed to walk around at all in those fucking things, but if you have to do it, there are rubber covers for the cleat that you can (and should) use, which i found did a good job of keeping the cleat from getting wear from walking around. but there's no getting around the wear on the cleat you get from putting down a foot whenever you come to a stop...unless someone would make a mountain or touring shoe cut for a look cleat, since a recessed cleat protected by tread would be protected from scraping the pavement when you come to a stop. but nobody makes these :P
>>10478 lol, Awesome 2-tone action!
>>10478 What's been up?
