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♪ Sweet sweet fantasy baby when I close my eyes you come and take me ♪
thenightmarecontinues84 on gmail
Here was my Halloween costume this year
And then my butt etc
Also I'm lazy, don't count on me being around much
Can I just dine on your ass for an hour?
Finally! beautiful as always ;)
>>11893Mother Fucking Cute
Oh look at that I took more pics
This doesn't change anything though I'm still really lazy
Enjoy
>>11913
Okay, I'm fapping to this.
Beautiful feet and dick as always :)
>>11915 Roberta I want to tap dat ass. Then worship that glorious candy stick of yours.
>>11915>>11915>>11915>>11915You're fucking killing me Roberta. I think you made me catch a case of "The Gays"
>>11915 Oh hell yes!
>Roberta thread
My dick is getting smaller. No idea why but this pleases me :3
Come and drink from the honeypot :3
>>11990Pleasant as always, Roberta.
Any chance of you getting in that onesie of yours any time soon? I'd love to undo the snaps and plow you.
I need that honey :D
Ok, I'm fapping to this...great as always Roberta, will you ever do a feet photoshoot? they look absolutely perfect.
Congrats Roberta , i love your ass!
I had a dream about Roberta the other day. I had flown to the west coast for the first time and was driving around dreary California in a fucked up Ford Taurus. Eventually I stopped at a diner for some lunch.
My waitress appears and behold, it's everyone's favorite brown-colored girlish boy. My gut instinct was to immediately say something along the lines of "AH HALES BAILS! It's Roberta Riot! I know you from THE INTERNET PORN! Hold on, lemme slick up this thick dick and stick it up your shit slit real quick!"
But quickly I caught myself. "No, no, Roberta is a high-class dame," I thought. "Plus he's at work, and propositioning folks for stout butt-fuckin's while they're working is just plain poor." So I politely ate my lunch, paid and left.
When I got back to my the shitty Ford Taurus I realized that I hadn't left a tip. Checked my wallet, but I had no small bills. So I began digging around the car for some sort of gift instead. I discovered an old sausage and egg burrito from McDonalds. I marked it 'ROBERTA,' with a sharpie-- to disguise the ancient burrito's natural aroma-- and rushed in to the restaurant to deliver it.
My generosity warmed Roberta's heart. "Well boy howdy, aint you just the sweetest thang?" She moved in closer and clenched my arm tight. Roberta then demanded that I let him show his appreciation... via mouth-hole sexual oral-sex in the parking lot.
We went outside. When I started the car the stereo abruptly started playing "Where the Hood At?" Mr. DMX says he doesn't fuck with niggas what think they're broads, but I think he'd make an exception in this case.
Unfortunately it was all ripped away from me in an instant when my alarm sounded and called me off to another mundane day of physical labor. Phooey.
Anyway, what do yall think this mysterious dream could mean? What kind of secrets is God trying to message me? Maybe I'll never know...
Ha ha. I think there's like a bit of truth in all of that except no one's ever given me an old burrito as a gift (god willing), and there's no diners in CA.
A+ would fap againDid I say fap? Read. Read is what I said.
Roberta I think we deserve a new year's present!! any chance of a more feet focused photoshoot??
...nah
:_(
Ok how about this?
Hot.
>>12092 Hell yes! Thank you!!!:)
Now we're talking! gorgeous as always!
Here's some more.
You're sexy as fuck Roberta. I hope you never stop sharing. <3
Those legs are made in heaven :)_
>>12107How the fuck do you live with being this cute!
>>12107 Fuck! Those legs!!:)
>>11915Goddamn, i'm in SoCal and I need you in my life.
>>12110I want you to sit on my chest and fart.
Why don't you mount me instead :3
Or suck me. Either way. Either way is fine.
Holy fuck, you wouldn't have to ask me twice. Love that second pic.
Would love to do both.
Gladly. To both.
Hi :3
>>12199>>12209Nope, sorry. That butt needs to be on my chest. While you're there maybe I'll suck your dick, if you're good.
perfection!!
>>12209amazing, can we see you barefoot in the outfit?
>>12209awesome
nice
>>12210
>maybe I'll suck your dick, if you're good.
lmao and if not? I just farted on your face anyway, loser
>>12214
>amazing, can we see you barefoot in the outfit?
Noooo I didn't think to take any. But you can see my toesies in this pic just fine :3
>>12219
>lmao and if not? I just farted on your face anyway, loser
Please. All that does is whet my appetite. For being so good: after sucking you off harder then RuPaul on a MDMA bender, I'm taking a trip south to get a taste of that Honey Nut Cheerio flavored ass.
This loser's tongue will make you feel like a champion!
You have to do a feet photoshoot Roberta...
I have bony supermodel feet tbh you can do much better
>>>12229
Where in socal are you? Sfv here
You're pretty close, inbox me or something.
I'm in silverlake area. Would love to swallow your sweet load :)
>>11893I want you to chain me down and use me like a dildo.
Hi
Im fat
bye
>>12337Fat? Right... The only things fat on you are your lips and your cock.
Both of which I wouldn't mind getting my mouth on, but that's just me.
Fat? You're fucking beautiful and fit, thanks for the feet pic, they look delicious.
>>12338 You are my fave and you certainly are not fat! xoxoxo
All u lyin
damn baby sexy as hell lets meet up at a park nd fuck in the day time knowing we can get caught any min bb take our sexual level up a nocht
>>12349 I ain't lying! You are still as sexy as ever!
Jock set
Hopefully that's enough content to keep you guys set for a while lol
I need to eat that ass. I mean seriously, I want you bent over, ass up, cock tucked back, and my tongue buried in your ass.
>>12368 Thank you, thank you, THANK YOUUUU!!!!:)
>>12367I would blow you all night long
>>12366God you make me so fucking thirsty.
Ummfff I need that cock on my throat!!
Some new bullshit for you guys
I'd jump through a fire to eat that ass.
Clip from a video that's coming soon...
wow, very nice! I can't wait!
http://xhamster.com/movies/2866489/im_stupid.html
haha funnay and SUPER sexy!!
I hope you add some cream to my easter eggs again this year, Roberta!!!
>>11915
Came so hard. Dat updo.
I've been holding onto these for no reason lol
Welp, here you go
>>12533You're face is killing me, you're too damn pretty.
Wow!! I need to lick every inch of your body Roberta!
What lucky guy gets to take those hot pics?? You are awful sexy. I saw you in a vid and heard you talk. You do have a very deep voice. You are so fuckable!!
Time to shoot your hot creamy load all over some Easter Candy?
>>12554
> I saw you in a vid and heard you talk. You do have a very deep voice.
Yeeaaaaaaah maaaayne
>>12557
>Time to shoot your hot creamy load all over some Easter Candy?
I feel like everytime I do some dumb shit just for laughs some fool always out there fetishizing it. Like fuck man, I did that shit twice, the second time I probably shouldn't have but I did it cuz ya'll was all about it. But it's done bruh, it's over. Let it go.
I dunno about all this cumming on candy. Though seeing you cum would be pretty cool an' stuff.
btw I love the deep voice. I was surprised but it really got me hard..!
It weirds most people out
Like today two cholos were so bummed out they almost voluntarily went to make an appointment with their parole officers
¯\(ツ)/¯
>>12559Well I mean you should bust on something though, how about on a pic of Alfred Hitchcock?
Oh God, Roberta, every time you do a thing it becomes my new thing, and then you say it's not a thing. Where am I going to get Easter candy bukkake porn now that you were just being ironic when you did it? Is it still ironic if you actually come?Because I tried fapping ironically to your robot dance but I was pretty much super serial when I came.And I'm pretty sure you were being an ironic robot so I guess you win that one.
Stupid sexy ironic Roberta robot.
>>12569Dayum! :)
>>12571
>Is it still ironic if you actually come?
Yes I put semen on candy, but the candy didn't actually make me cum. My hand/imagination did. Is there going to be a Roberta's hands fetish next? jfc
>>12559I was less surprised by your voice, and more by the fact that you speak just as ghetto as you type. And yet you look so cute/slutty in your pictures.
Motherfucker you look at my images to jerk off. Like, how the fuck you want me to talk? You learn in life that 80% of people are predisposed to approach you with their own narrative and the other 20% will listen regardless if your complexities are subtle or blatant. And so having said that I conduct myself in the way that's most enjoyable, forward, and arguably efficient for me.
>>12590As you should. It wasn't a complaint or critique on you, just an observation. Most people who act hard online don't actually act that way at all in real life. I had an expectation and I was wrong.
fuck the police
>>12590How about a vid of you singing a Barry White song while cumming on a pic of Barry Manilow?
Personally, if I wanted to see you cum,It would be in person and I would lick up every drop,Robeta Baby!
Well start licking
>>12607Hngh.
>>12607 OMG Roberta! YUM!!!
>>12607 And you already know I love the way those toes peek over the edge of your heel platform!;)
Well I've got a bit more of that then...
>>12612>>12613OMG Thank you!:-)
But you're still going to cum on Halloween candy, right?
hey roberta, you ever had a no-hands orgasm?
>>12613I want to make your ass all elastic like Gumby arms.
>>12616
>But you're still going to cum on Halloween candy, right?
as much as I hate you for bringing this up right now it's still the goddamn OP of this thread -_-
>>12626
>hey roberta, you ever had a no-hands orgasm?
Yeah I borrowed ur man's credit card for a day lmao
>>12357I want to marry you than pump you out
Is you white tho?
I need that financial security bruh
Also white skin looks nice against mine (◡‿◡✿)
glorious butt
Aww hell naw, I thought you was down with the brown.
Can you bust out the hello kitty unitard again? That butt flap is amazing... perfect for a white daddy.
>>12677
Bruh I'm cool with niggas but I don't want to be advertising it no more. Why? By and large it's been nothing but young ain't shit niggas trying to holla at 2am on a fucking saturday night, asking for a p4p trade. But why on a saturday night at 2am boo? Because ya'll ain't shit and you got no play in the club, and so now you come home all horned up, trying to blow up my phone like niggas is some exotic shit to me that I'm thirsty for. Nah bruh. Nah.
And then the mature, interesting, complex niggas that hit me up? They got kids and I don't fuck with no kids or baby mama drama.
It is what it is bruh. I am down with the brown but I feel like I don't need to be advertising that no more.
>>12680
then when you're actually down to suck a nigga dick he be like "my moms sleepin bae.... we can do it in ma hyundai doe".....chilllllllll
young niggas aint shit
Well damn this young niggas feelings are hurt by the both of yall...sniff sniff
>>12680>>12681
So there's little chance of a threesome with me being the chocolate center? My Hyundai has a very spacious back seat.
>>12718I think she's dead
>>12678
>Can you bust out the hello kitty unitard again? That butt flap is amazing... perfect for a white daddy.
NAH BRUH WE OUT HERE GRINDING FOR THE WAN WAN NIGGA FUCK THE NYAN NYAN
lmao I'm so buff
>>12750
in all the right spots tho <3
Im just wan of the girls lmao
Every dog needs a bone to chew on.
MY BODY IS READY
Give me a treat daddy :3
Here is fine too ;3
>>12790What if I depict you and Nadia doing sexy things? raises eyebrows
>>12795
yes please!!
>>12789 Too hot!:)
>>12789Oh so gladly. I have something nice, long, and white for you to slurp on.
>What if I depict you and Nadia doing sexy things? raises eyebrows
LMFAO BRUH ROBERTASAN DON'T NEED NO BITCH NIGGA DOIN SOME DOOLIE DOOS I'M HOLDING DOWN THIS HENTAI GAME LIKE MIKE TYSON YOU BITCH
ROBERTASAN STYLIN ON U 2014
>>12799Lol is that supposed to be you and Nadia? Actually you made my life easier as I had no idea who was gonna top who :P
I'm not actually half dog either but you know...you can do that kind of thing with some pencils and paper.
>>12799Nadia as a bossy bottom? Yes please.
How about me as a thirsty mouth ♥
And then how about some reciprocation ;3
what happened to your tumblr roberta?
What happened is you closeted chasers should find the courage to subscribe instead of bookmark me so that when I change my username you'll still follow me.
intotheinfinityofthots is the new url
I was following you! It didn't follow after you changed for some reason though :/ Thanks for the info on the new name
Subbed to your tumblr!!
Some feet 4u
>>12834
Hngggggg
>>12835TYTYTY!!!!:)
hey Roberta what happened to your tumblr? I need my daily dose of your dick&feet !!
>>12842 Tumblr is still there yo. I fap to it daily!;)
nativefemboy is the new username
Other one was too esoteric so I'm sticking with this one
herro
:3
>>12892 My daily nut = busted! Thanks ma!:3
That's so fucking hot. I Wanna jab that boy pussy with my big cock all day and make you the whore you're meant to be.
You're too fucking hot. Iwanna fuck you like the whore you are. Rough you up, slap you and pinch your nose closed while deepthroating you and fucking your face.
lol nooooo my face is one of the only kind of cute things about me
>>12896
And your feet. Don't forget the feet.
I don't wanna flex on yall (actually I do) but I didn't realize my GAINS with cycling till I saw this 2008 picture of me
>>12925
I might have to get one of those hot leg making machines
dinner's served, bitch lmao
>>12945 I'm all about 2nds and 3rd, just fyi!:)
As usual you have made my cock erupt like a Volcano .You have made my mouth water,and you have made my asshole Quiver.Your Nightmare is my Dream.
>>12707
Hyundai & spacious are mutually exclusive terms. I can fit your entire POS car in my back seat.
>>12896and your voice.plz post more.
HNNNNGH I would like you to conduct yourself in the way that's most enjoyable, forward, and arguably efficient for you ALL OVER MY FACE.
Can I sit on it? :3
>>13057If you're the teabag, I'm your teapot, something something spout, something something tea party, something something mangled metaphor, I WANT TO LIVE IN YOUR ASS LIKE A TAPEWORM sob sob sob
>>12814Dat goddamn bulge, yo.
what a beautiful ass.
